What is OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES?
It's the hilarious new Off Broadway show inspired by the Old Jews Telling Jokes website.
Who created it?
Peter Gethers and Daniel Okrent
Is OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES appropriate for children?
The show is recommended for mature audiences, because it contains explicit language. Please note that children under the age of 4 are not permitted in the theatre. Children over the age of 80 are absolutely encouraged to attend.
Will my grandparents enjoy OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES?
Yes! So will your parents. And so will your children, cousins, uncles, aunts and distant relatives.
Why will I like the show?
If you like laugh-out-loud, hilarious comedies that also make you think, and if you're a fan of the website Old Jews Telling Jokes, you'd be nuts to miss this show!
Where has OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES played before?
This is its world premiere.
How long will OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES be running?
Previews began on May 1, 2012; opening night was on May 20, 2012. Tickets for OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES are currently on sale through September 1, 2013.
How long is OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES?
Normally 90 minutes, with no intermission. For you, 89 minutes and 59 seconds.
Is there an intermission?
No. You get out early enough to call your mother.
Where is it playing?
The Westside Theatre Downstairs, which is located 407 W. 43rd Street (between 9th and 10th Avenues). Click here for the map.
What are show times?
Click here for the full schedule.
How much are tickets?
Tickets $82.50 to $87.50. Such a bargain. Click here to buy now!
Premium tickets available. Click here to buy now!
Or call Telecharge at (212) 239-6200 (Outside the NY metro area (800) 432-7250.)
Where are my seats located?
Click here for the seating chart.
May I buy a ticket in person?
Yes! The Westside Theatre Box Office is located at 407 W. 43rd Street (between 9th and 10th Avenues).Click here for the map.
Box Office hours are: Monday through Sunday Noon to 6pm for advance sales. For day-of-performance orders, the box office is open until curtain time.
May I pick up my tickets at the box office?
Yes! The Westside Theatre Box Office is located at 407 W. 43rd Street (between 9th and 10th Avenues). We recommend picking up your tickets at least 15 minutes before the scheduled performance time. Click here for the map.
Box Office hours are: Monday through Sunday Noon to 6pm for advance sales. For day-of-performance orders, the box office is open until curtain time.
If I bring a group, can I get a cheaper price?
Yes! For information about sales for groups of 8 or more, click here.
What is the theater's address?
The Westside Theatre is located at 407 W. 43rd Street (between 9th and 10th Avenues). Click here for the map.
Which subways are close by?
Subways:
1)
A, C & E to 42nd Street/Port Authority Bus Terminal @ West 42nd Street & 8th Avenue
2) 1, 2, 3, 7, R, N & Q to Times Square, Broadway/7th Avenue @ 42nd Street
You can also visit HopStop to plan your trip.
Where do I park the car?
Park at 500 West 43rd Street @ 10th Avenue, weekdays after 5pm, $12; any 5 hours on weekends; $12 with theatre validation and your ticket stub. $7 additional charge for oversized vehicles. Prices subject to change.
Do I have to climb stairs to see OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES?
The lobby and Box Office are accessible from the street via a ramp and automated door into the building. There are five steps up to access the theatre. Please be advised that where there are stairs within the building, we are unable to provide assistance.
There is a wheelchair lift from the lobby level that provides access to the right rear section of the Downstairs Theatre. The dimensions of the lift are 36" wide x 48" long. Entrance to the lift from the lobby level is through a 32" wide opening on the 48" side of the lift. The entrance to the lift from the theatre level is through a 32" wide opening on the 36" wide side of the lift. The lift is designated by the New York City Department of Buildings for use by wheelchair users only. The maximum length for scooters and wheelchairs able to maneuver onto the lift is approximately 44".
Because the lift is within the theatre seating area, its operation is disruptive to any performance in progress. Latecomers will be seated at the discretion of the management.
Is the Westside Theatre wheelchair-accessible?
The lobby and Box Office are accessible from the street via a ramp and automated door into the building. There are five steps up to access the theatre. Please be advised that where there are stairs within the building, we are unable to provide assistance.
Entrance to orchestra is from behind the last row via five steps (with railings) up from the lobby level. Proceeding toward the stage, there is a slight rake down one step to access each row. There are no railings in the aisles.
There is a wheelchair lift from the lobby level that provides access to the right rear section of the Downstairs Theatre. The dimensions of the lift are 36" wide x 48" long. Entrance to the lift from the lobby level is through a 32" wide opening on the 48" side of the lift. The entrance to the lift from the theatre level is through a 32" wide opening on the 36" wide side of the lift. The lift is designated by the New York City Department of Buildings for use by wheelchair users only. The maximum length for scooters and wheelchairs able to maneuver onto the lift is approximately 44".
Wheelchair locations must be arranged at least 48 hours prior to any performance and are subject to availability. Any patron holding tickets for wheelchair locations must occupy a wheelchair or scooter because theatre seats are removed to create these locations.
Because the lift is within the theatre seating area, its operation is disruptive to any performance in progress. Latecomers will be seated at the discretion of the management.
Does The Westside Theatre have an assisted-listening system?
Yes. It's available from the ticket taker. A driver's license or ID with printed address is required for deposit.
Is there a wheelchair-accessible restroom?
Yes, there is a unisex wheelchair-accessible restroom available on lobby level. There are additional restrooms located 15 steps down from the main level.
Does The Westside Theatre have air conditioning?
Yes. It's not too hot, not too cold, you'll be able to totally relax.
Is there a place in The Westside Theatre to buy a snack or a drink?
Yes, but don't eat an hour before you go swimming.
Is there a coat check?
No.
May I use my camera?
No. The use of cameras and recording devices is strictly prohibited.
Is there a lost and found in The Westside Theatre?
No. Inquiries about lost items should be directed to Telecharge at (212) 239-6200.
Do I need to dress up?
Some people choose to wear "special occasion" clothes, but business casual attire is perfectly appropriate. Try to avoid wearing your old Purim costumes, though.
How can I contact someone at OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES?
By email at OldJewTellingJokesShow@gmail.com.
